Wednesday, May 17, 2017

The Colors of M&M's in Europe


We are currently on a trip, vacation, holiday, or excursion in Europe.  I prefer to call it my “grand adventure” since I’ve had few adventures of this scale.  And it has been grand, for me at least.  It’s also been an adventure of self-discovery, which has not necessarily been “grand”, but rather, it has been very enlightening.  I will save the self-discovery revelations for another day.  Today, I’ll just jump into the observations I’ve made while on this “adventure”.

The language barrier:  When you go from California to France, there IS a language barrier.  Even if your hubby served an LDS mission in France 40 years ago and still speaks French, there IS a barrier.  But here’s the funny thing;  we are trying to speak French to them- their native language and, if they are able, they speak English back to you.  Whether they saw it as an opportunity to practice that language or just to make us feel more comfortable, it happened constantly in large cities and small ones.  There was my husband trying to communicate in their language and they just kept trying to speak broken English back to us! They are so considerate!

Scottish is kind of a foreign language.  The brogue can be hard to understand.  Almost more so than understanding French.  Context is key.  If you are asking where the gift shop is and it sounds like they said, “It’s a dang hot roll there”,  most likely they said something close to “It’s down that road there”.  I’m good with context and can figure things out.  My husband isn’t so good with context; he understands things in a literal way.  Consequently, he’s still wondering where the hot rolls are.  This type of thing happened many times, even in France.



Public bathrooms in Europe:  Now there’s a challenge.  First of all, they just call them “Toilets”.  After all, there aren’t any baths in public bathrooms, are there?  For your information, there are a few different types of bathrooms/toilets in Europe.  Toilets in public parks, Toilets in a visitor attraction site, bathrooms in restaurants, and paid toilets.  Toilets in public parks have zero TP, minimal privacy (doors optional) and are free.  Toilets in a visitor attraction are free but often you have to pay for TP.  Yeah.  I'm still trying to reason that one out.  Restaurant toilets are usually free and have free TP - you bought their food so it stands to reason it included toilet paper, right?  Then there are paid restrooms, where there are gates with coin slots.  You have to pay to do your basic human duty.  Really?  Paying for luxurious TP is one thing, but having to pay just to….well, you know?!  I found it is best to carry my own TP and to always be on the lookout for free restrooms before it’s too late.   Then again, there are plenty of trees in Europe.

Finding a restaurant is often harder than searching for the Holy Grail.  Holy cow! or Holy Grail!, it was our biggest challenge.  In France, most restaurants are only open from 11:30 to 1:30pm and then from 7-11pm.  And sometimes they just close cuz they don’t feel like working that day or have a private party. We like eating early in the evening so we don’t go to bed with a full stomach.  In Scotland it was similar, plus there were so few places to get a meal in the smaller towns.  Then there was the tea and alcohol component.  I lost count of the quizzical looks and shrugs of the shoulder when we would insist we didn't care for wine with our casoulet in France, or a good ale or guinness with our meat pie in Scotland.  And p.s. - never, ever refuse tea.  Just bring your own herbal blend and they can forgive that.

Black-faced sheep:  The Isle of Skye was absolutely delightful in so many ways.  Breathtaking vistas and heights and waterfalls.  But my favorite thing may well be their sheep.  Unique to these islands are black-faced sheep that have adult coats of long, flowing, 'Gandalf’s beard' wool, while their young have bright white fluffy wool with black faces and boots.  You will find them scattered here and there and everywhere on the green hills.  Being spring, we were able to see many lambs.  Cute, fluffy, bouncy lambs; they are good for hours of watching entertainment.   Somehow, it seemed, with their black faces, that they would look at us with incredible wisdom.  Or amusement.  It was hard to tell.

People:  There are many, many, many good and genuine people in this world.  Oh, I could go on and on with examples of this one.   Here are a few that stand out to me: there was the adorable white-haired, rosy cheeked woman in a Scottish ice cream shop who smilingly asked me if I needed a “nappie” in case I was a “bumbly-umpkins”, or the french people at church who were so happy to see an old missionary returned to them,  the couple at Loch Lommond who served us tea and cake, then showed us their garden. There was the woman on Harris who had lost her husband 4 weeks earlier, had come to the island to scatter his ashes  and needed a shoulder to cry on,  and there was the Indian/Chilean couple on the Isle of Skye who invited us to share their home-cooked dinner meal with them while we talked about the affairs of the world and the common good of the human race.  It was all so wonderful and amazing and endearing.  We are all truly God’s children and mostly filled with a desire to be good and kind to one another; we all want to connect with each other and feel that brotherhood.  The media wants us to believe otherwise.  I know better now.  No matter differences in religion, place of residence, culture, ethnicity or political leanings; we are all humanly connected as kindred spirits and have more in common than we realize. I love our similarities, but I find I love our differences as well. 



 And lastly, M&M’s.  Here in the UK, they have a light orange/coral color added to the M&M rainbow.  I think it tasted pretty much the same as the other colors.  I thought you would like to know that tidbit. 

Just a wee bit of Scottish info for ye.






Monday, May 1, 2017

Trippin' with your Significant Other.

Going on a trip - not for the faint of heart.

I don’t know about the rest of you couples, but there is something about going on a trip or vacation together that brings out the worst in our relationship.  It’s not really the actual trip or planning that’s so bad, it’s the getting ready for it; those last 2 days before leaving are total killers.  All the deficiencies in our characters flare up like the 4th of July.  Each pet peeve is accentuated in neon pink highlighter.  My husband has surely lost track of the number of times I have wildly proclaimed, “I am never going on a trip with you again!”.


Please, please, tell me I am not the only person to feel this way.

Here’s how it goes:
2 weeks before liftoff we are happy and optimistic.  The hubs proclaims he will be checking out the tires, air, fluids, etc on the car we will be driving to the airport or our destination. He will also pay any bills that will be due while we are gone and take care of any issues at work.  He  says he will do it early.   I, on the other hand, make grandiose plans to start packing early, to get my hair cut, to take care of necessary paperwork before the last minute. I’m also in charge of planning our itinerary and making reservations at hotels, etc.  I will call Mary’s school, clean out the fridge, scrub bathrooms and clean the house.  I LOVE coming home to a clean house.  Dan says he will take care of finding a pet sitter and someone to pick up the mail and newspaper. 
Everything sounds great and we are smiling big. 😁

1 week before our ‘bon voyage’ we are showing signs of stress.  The only thing we’ve done is to plan the itinerary and make a hair appt.  I mean, why clean the house a week early?  It’ll just get messy again, right?  And that pile of paperwork?  All I’ve managed to do is shift it from one spot to the next. 
Our smiles have worry lines at this point. 😏

6 days before the grand adventure I have forced myself to go thru the paperwork that needs attention.  Icky paperwork.  I’d rather clean 10 toilets used by men.  I have also started reminding Dan to find a pet sitter.  He still is dealing with work issues and has decided the lawn needs mowing. 
Smiles are interspersed with frowns. 😐

5 days before the exodus I start making everyone eat leftovers.  Yum.  Not.  I force Dan to sit down and help me make hotel reservations since we use his discounts.  If we are using Airbnb - then I made the reservations a month or more ago.  I remind Dan again about a pet sitter and the car.  I call the school to cancel bus pickup for Mary and let them know when she’ll be back.  Dan gets out the luggage after the 8th time I’ve asked/nagged him. 
Can you smile and nag at the same time?  😟

3-4 days before the ‘great escape’ the days blur.  Dan starts working overtime to catch up on any work stuff.  I’ve gone into paralyzed “why bother?” mode.  Besides getting my hair cut, I do anything that has nothing to do with our trip; things like, go to lunch with a friend, go on a hike, blog, watch a mini-series, start sewing a quilt or decorate a room that I’ve neglected for a year.  Dan asks me who he should find to get the mail and feed the cats. 
I scowl at him while writing in my blog.  😠

2 days before our get-away I awaken from my paralysis.  Dan notices my haircut and declares he needs one as well. (I am his barber).   He has found a cat-sitter and mail picker-upper.  I start madly doing laundry and run to the store for travel size items.  I clean bathrooms and dust bedrooms.  I stare at the inside of the fridge with loathing.  We eat the last of the leftovers and I am looking forward to take-out tomorrow.
Frustrated smiles/frowns are the norm now.  😬😤

Here is where things deteriorate rapidly.

1 day before our ill-planned journey Dan surprises me by only working a half day.  Probably because he wants a hair cut, not a hatchet job.  Nevertheless, I am grateful.  The washer is going with bed sheets (I LOVE coming home to clean sheets) and I’m in the middle of cleaning the fridge.  I bargain with him.  One haircut for the vacuuming.  He agrees.  After the haircut, he goes outside to fiddle with the car for 2-3 hours.  I shower off all the fuzz from his haircut and begin packing for me and for Mary.  I get the sheets out of the dryer and make the bed.  I peek outside and Dan is chewing the fat with a neighbor.  I finish my packing.  Dan is now outside trimming some trees.  I write instructions for the cat-sitter, then put together snacks for the trip.  He is now fertilizing the grass.  I vacuum for him - with a grudge.  
Not only am I not smiling, but there is a danger I will start cussing. 🙉 Dan is looking worried.😮

Departure day!  Dan gets up early and packs for himself.  We all bring our suitcases to the front door and he loads the car.  I clean up breakfast dishes and check the house for anything that has been forgotten.  Mary is dressed, I am ready.  We ASSUME we will be getting into the car any minute!  I feel relief flood over me - we have made it.  BUT THEN, Dan remembers some bills he needed to pay.  Tick, tock, tick, tock.  Mary and I watch “Newsies” to pass the time.  1-1/2 hours later, he has the bills taken care of.   Then he gets a call from work.  I threaten to bail out on the vacation at this point.  30 minutes later the ‘work’ problem has been resolved and I’ve cooled off.  Mary and I turn off the movie with the anticipation of finally hitting the road.  But Dan remembers he needs to take a key to the cat sitter and mail a few things.  He finds envelopes and stamps and we FINALLY pile into the car and drop off the key and head to the post office.  I am fuming.  Mary is oblivious.  I tell him this is the LAST trip I will EVER go on with him.  There is much silence, no, tense and anxious silence, in the car. 
No smiles.  None.  Zero.  I look out my window.  Occasionally growling may be heard…. 😖

But 2-4 hours into our trip, we are somehow talking to each other again.  And even smiling. 😄😊

Go figure.  Must be love - the real kind. 💕